And now for something completely different

And now for something completely different

Jun 10

It’s not music related, but I’ve just started a Kickstarter campaign for my new quarterly graphic novel horror anthology, The Bad Dream Reliquary. Check it out and thanks in advance for any support you might decide to give. This is going to be a pretty killer book when it’s done, lots of artists, lots of spooky stuff. If it gets fully funded, I will be publishing it under my new small-press indie publishing company, Bad Dream Entertainment. I’ve set up Facebook and Twitter accounts for it as well, so check those out to follow the project as it comes to life. Kickstarter Bad Dream Entertainment Twitter...

New Band Watch: Barren Oak

New Band Watch: Barren Oak

Jun 09

Barren OakCheck out some new music from this Boston black metal band, Barren Oak. The group, an interesting three piece comprised of two bassists and a drummer, plays an atmospheric brand of black metal that travels between slow and haunting bass melodies and ambient vocals to aggressive plateaus of scathing growls, blasting drums, and bass…lots of bass. The music is textured and the songs are expansive and constantly evolving as they play out, making for a pretty interesting experience.The guys have recently released their first album Dead to all Sensory Perception independently and it deserves a listen, so check it out below, and on their Bandcamp site.Dead To All Sensory Perception by Barren Oak Barren Oak Merch Barren Oak on...

New Band Watch: Grande

New Band Watch: Grande

May 19

Equal parts hard rock, stoner metal, and groove, Swedish up-and-comers Grande provide a great listen on their recently released first album. The self titled release features a mountain of thick riffs and a heavy groove that slaps you in the face like a sweaty tit. Think Black Label Society and Down with a little Mustasch thrown in for good measure. The album rocks, so check ’em out and raise a fist.Grande on SpotifyOfficial...

Review: Russkaja – Energia!

Review: Russkaja – Energia!

May 13

Russkaja – Energia! Dancing may not be the most ‘metal’ of urges, but sometimes headbnaging and horn raising just doesn’t quite cut it. A band who knows this perhaps more than most is the Russian/Ukrainian/Austrian band of Kazatchok dancing maniacs known as Russkaja. The group has been practising their self-branded form of “Russian Turbo Polka Metal” for a few years now, and have recently released a third album “Energia!”, which showcases an infectiously fun and raucous tableau of music that demands much more than a mere shuffling of the feet. Energia is both the Russian word for energy and the name of the Soviet rocket which graces the cover for Russkaja’s newest effort, and both connotations are more than fitting for this collection of party-fueled foot stompers. The title track fittingly opens the album and sets the tone of rambunctious energy that characterizes the album, with a few exceptions of slower and more laid back tunes on the disk. The characteristic amalgamation of styles and instrumentation is key to the band’s sound; the mix of Roma, polka, world, rock, and metal come together for a unique melding of boisterous party music that is driven by horns and strings just as much as it is by guitars and drums. At the forefront of the ensemble is mainman Georgij A. Makazari whose eccentric and charismatic vocals can swing smoothly from the maniacal to the heartfelt. The unruly Makazari is like a deranged and exuberant ringleader for a traveling circus act, conducting the group as it traipses from one traditionally inspired motif to another. The energy of the album, while not entirely a constant as it does allow for some breathing room here and there, is the definite strong point of the release, aside from the unique mixture of styles. Songs like the chant-along drinking tune “Radost Moja” and polka-fueled “Autodrom” keep the beat up, while more subdued tracks such as “Violina Mia” offer a lighter and even somewhat sensual flavor. The quirky and often off-beat nature of “Energia’s” is hard not to get into, and you will be hard pressed to keep yourself from becoming infected with involuntary head bobbing and foot tapping while listening to it. Some tracks will seem to bleed into others, and the listener might confuse one or two for the other at times, but that is not entirely a bad thing as chances are that you...

Why I Spent Last Thursday Trying to get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

Why I Spent Last Thursday Trying to get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

May 12

When I started playing guitar at the age of fourteen, it was a solitary affair when it came to learning the ropes. Lessons did not interest me, nor did even trying to simulate the styles of established players of the instrument; it was a purely DIY venture undertaken by a hermitic teenager with no social aspirations. I suppose my lack of any real ‘guitar heroes’ came from the fact that I was not initially drawn to lead guitar playing styles, which is the generally the pursuit that engenders the more iconic and ultimately recognizable figures for the instrument. It was all about the riff for me, making me a rhythm player through and through; to me it was the riff that builds the song, the driving force of the music, and, most importantly to a youth succumbed to the lure of the devil’s music, it is the riff that bangs your head. As a budding metal head, that mysterious property of the music that possesses the listener with such subliminal force as to induce a nearly involuntary motor function was both fascinating and seductive in its power. This lead to an attraction to players not generally known flashy playing, intricate techniques, or the hallowed title of ‘guitar god’. Max Cavalera, Eric Peterson, and especially Jerry Cantrell who, till this day retains a style of riffing that is more dynamically heavy than most modern metal guitarists without even necessarily participating in the genre itself. Of course, much the same as any other horn raiser, it was only a matter of time before the force of nature know as Slayer captured not only my attention, but a little piece of my soul. For a band known for so many facets: frenzied solos, heretical themes, and a ferocity of music known only to themselves, it was the riffs of Jeff Hanneman that garnered my obsessive study. They were just so fucking killer. What drew me into the music more than anything else was the unrestrained power behind it, that subconscious force that carries with it the sense of fervent intensity and energy. It was the magic of heavy metal, the thing that triggers the ancient and vestigially primal segment of the brain which induces involuntary head banging, delivered in its most pure, unrefined form. I had to have it, in all ways; to hear it and to play it. So I got...

New Band Watch: Lucifer

New Band Watch: Lucifer

Mar 24

Lucifer – Feeding the MachineBlasting straight out of eastern Europe, Lithuanian band Lucifer has been crafting their brutal assault for several years and now have a second demo out, ahead of a debut LP that you should all be looking forward to. The sound is aggressive thrash metal that blends both the classic and modern; furious riffs, pummeling drums, driving bass lines, and death-like vocals all come together for a respectfully vicious attack on the ears. Do yourself a favor and check out Feeding the Machine which you can stream below and here. A free download of the demo is available here. Lucifer on Facebook Learn how to get your music heard at...